Health Advice

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IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN
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> Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
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> Do you suffer from shyness?
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> Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
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> If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
> pharmacist about Chardonnay.
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> Chardonnay is the safe, natural way to feel better and more
> confident about yourself and your actions. Chardonnay can help ease
> you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're
> ready and willing to do just about anything.
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> You will notice the benefits of Chardonnay almost immediately and
> with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that
> prevent you from living the life you want to live.
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> Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
> discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
> living, with Chardonnay.
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> Chardonnay may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
> nursing should not use Chardonnay. However, women who wouldn't mind
> nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
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> Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting,
> incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of
> clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur,
> table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to
> sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or
> Dare, and Naked Twister.
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> WARNINGS: -
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> * The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you are
> whispering when you are not.
> * The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to tell your friends
> over and over again that you love them.
> * The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to think you can sing.
> * The consumption of Chardonnay may lead you to believe that ex-
> lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
> morning.
> * The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you can
> logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
> * The consumption of Chardonnay may create the illusion that you
> are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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> Now Just Imagine What You Could Achieve With a Good Dry Red

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