From The Vermont Country Store, avilable on line: Curet Drawing Salve item number 2292 $15.90 for 2 jars.
Now here are some of the "funny" items they carry:
Aging Hippie Soap, Hand Cream, and Bath fizz
and Tired Old Ass Soak!

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Have fun looking at the cataglog. They do have some good stuff that is hard to find elsewhere, including a fruit fly trap.